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Pareto’s Law Is the Antithesis of Excellence

It’s a sunny day in 1896 in Lausanne. After his morning coffee, Vilfredo Federico Damaso Pareto takes the usual stroll through his well-tended garden.

An engineer at heart, the new chair of political economy of the University of Lausanne meticulously tracks the performance of his vegetables. Today the peas are up. He grabs a few sample pods from the nearest row of plants and goes back inside.

At the kitchen table, he starts counting. One pod, two pod, three pod, four. Five peas, ten peas, twelve peas, more. As he lines up each pair 45 peas emerge from 15 pods.

Just as Vilfredo is about to pin down today’s observation in his tracking sheet, he pauses. Hm. Those first few pods lie next to an awfully large number of peas…

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What Photos Look Photoshopped but Are Actually Real?

In 2011, the Austrian band VLP approached also-Austrian photographer Bela Borsodi with a request: they needed a cover for their album “Terrain.”

I neither get why their collection of noises is considered music, nor why his insane still life photographs are considered art, but I do know a cool illusion when I see one.

Usually, visual artists try to avoid tangents. Not rants, they love those, but the visual discomfort two touching objects can create in the eye of the beholder.

To fulfill VLP’s request, Borsodi decided to take all his good tangent manners and throw them out the window. The result is this:

This is a single photograph. Not a collage. A single photograph.

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What Are the Signs of a Highly Gifted Person?

I can’t remember the last time I met someone highly gifted in person. But this is what I imagine it’d look like.

There was nothing off about him. Except his behavior. In a sea full of seats, he chose the second row. Close enough to listen, too far away to be noticed.

Grey jeans, checkered shirt, with an almost adamant aura of attention. I could tell he was soaking up every word of the panelists like a sponge. He wasn’t on his phone. Or wearing headphones. He just listened.

On three occasions during the 45 minute discussion, he pulled out a note pad. Nothing fancy. The same kind a waiter would carry. He jotted down a single line each time. And a question mark. I could tell by the swivel of his hand.

I was expecting his hand to shoot up the second they opened for Q&A. But it didn’t. He waited. Only after five other questions, he slowly raised his hand. I neither understood the content of his question nor where he was targeting it.

The speakers did, for one smiled, two had an “I don’t know”-look on their face and one was concerned. They responded with a few areas they’d continue to work on and talked about issues to solve.

I think he found what he was looking for. A new problem to chew on. Not that you could’ve told by his reaction. No notepad needed this time. He politely thanked the panel. Then he got up and left.

As silently as he’d entered, he was gone.

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Have You Ever Sacrificed Your Social Life To Pursue Certain Goals?

Most people use the claim to need to have a “social life” as an excuse for relaxing more.

“I can’t neglect my social life.”

What the hell does that even mean? And of course you can. Nothing bad is going to happen. Let Joey get drinks with someone else this time.

Do you even know what social means?

“Social – relating to society or its organization.”

Huh. Interesting. Is eating cupcakes with Marsha related to society? No? Weird.

Most peoples’ hang-up is they confuse being social with downtime.


Here’s my social life:

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Why Do I Never Get Anything I Want in Life?

Hey, Nik here from the newly assembled Fix-your-question-force! We noticed an error in your question phrasing, so I’m here to help.

At the Fix-your-question-force we run faulty questions through our complex algorithm to help you make your question more answerable.

Here’s a selection of questions related to yours our algorithm found:

  • Why can’t I have everything I want all at once?
  • Why do I say never when I mean sometimes?
  • Why don’t good things just fall into my lap?
  • Why do I feel entitled to results I may not have worked for?
  • Why do I think I should be rewarded quicker than others?
  • Why doesn’t the universe think I deserve more?
  • Why do I want so much and is there any way to want less?
  • Why can’t I find my limits and accept them?
  • Why do I pick aspirations that are so hard to fulfill?

As a complimentary service, we also offer to answer your question, which in your case, for all the above, is the same: Attitude.

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How Do You Motivate Yourself To Do Things That Are Necessary but Mind-Numbingly Dull?

*ahem*

A poem called Friday.

Friday oh Friday, how thee I loathe,
for Friday I clean out my collected trove.

A trove full of tasks so unbearably dim,
I pushed them to Friday on nought but a whim.

Collection bucket is the name of my dues,
but how do I pay them and not sing the blues?

’Tis simple enough, only I must remember,
what is my tedium is another one’s splendor.

For the dullest of tasks I shall bear with a grin,
if that’s all it takes to nourish me and my kin.

So put on some music and get to work with a whistle,
since you shan’t be remembered as a snob of dismissal.

Friday oh Friday, how lucky I am,
for you allow me to be a free happy man.

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The Biggest Paradox in Life

In Marvel’s Dr. Strange, there is a scene where he and his mentor are standing at a window, looking out on a titanic thunderstorm.

The Ancient One, who’s lived for hundreds of years, gives Dr. Strange a piece of advice for the final challenge he must face.

Dr. Strange: I’m not ready.

The Ancient One: No one ever is. We don’t get to choose our time. Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered; your time is short.

Almost a year after seeing the film, I still remember this scene most vividly.

The only reason our lives have meaning is that they end.

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How Do You Not Let Assholes Destroy Your Day?

Ahhh, the wild, wild west. What a time!

You could just kick open the saloon door, waltz in, walk up to the bar and demand a stable for your horse, a meal, a shovel, a pick, a room for the night and a whiskey. All for the price of a single gold coin.

After that you turn around, spit your 4 hour old chewing tobacco into a jar in the corner, call one of the guys playing poker a liar and start a good old-fashioned saloon fight.

Back then, being an asshole just meant being a man. It signaled you were tough and the tough guys got the women and the gold.

Today asshole-ery won’t open you a lot of doors. But, as usual, a lot of folks haven’t gotten the memo yet.

What can we nice guys do about that?

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What Are the Cons of Having a Large Number of Followers Online?

Sample conversation:

Jay: Hey Nik! I like your answers! I loved the one about how you approach college.

My name is Jay, I’m 18, just about to finish high school and I was wondering if maybe you could help me with something? I’m really struggling with this.

Sooo in a few weeks I’ll graduate and my parents are telling me to study medicine, because they’re both doctors, but I’ve never really identified with medicine. I thought about mechanical engineering. I really like that.

You know, maybe I can even come to Germany and study there? I know you guys are the best when it comes to cars, I’d love to work in the auto industry over there! By the way, how much does it cost to live over there?

Oh and how’s the university of Aachen? I know you went to Karlsruhe and Munich, but what’s your take on Aachen? And Darmstadt maybe? Which one’s better?

Anyhow, what do you think I should do?

Thanks Nik!

-Jay

Nik: Thanks! Don’t try to make your parents happy. Make yourself happy. You’re only responsible for your own happiness, no one else’s. You can live on 500–1000 € a month here, depending on location and level of comfort. Just google the other stuff.

Jay: You really are German aren’t you? Straight to the point. -.-

To all the Jay’s out there: Sending messages like this hurts me just as much as it hurts you. Still, I’m sorry.

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Did a Certain Piece of Reading Change Your Life?

You know who was probably a great reader? Aristotle. For he knew:

“The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.”


Reading is much like investing: If you play it right, you get much more out of it than you put in.

The real value of reading—books, articles, posts on places like Medium, Quora, and this blog—doesn’t lie in each individual piece’s effect on you, but in who you become as a result of the total time you spend.

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