What’s wrong with this picture?

That it’s raining? Are the colors weird? The blinds are half closed? No.
The car belongs to the house.
Every day, I walk past that house, seeing the car, thinking: “What if?”
- What if he’d invested that money?
- What if it breaks down?
- What if he stops enjoying it?
My mom saw the guy once. Normal job, woodworker or something. Lives with his mom. 40+. Now, maybe driving an R8 is his version of heaven on earth, but would you take that bet?
Here’s what I’d like to chauffeur myself around in:

Could I buy one right now if I scraped together every penny or got a loan? Yes.
But note:
- It’s a humbler aspiration than an R8 (about twice as humble if you buy used).
- I’m not going to.
Besides the fact that most cars depreciate rapidly, fuel, insurance and repairs eat at your budget. Every month. That’s a double L.
The best piece of financial advice, the one without which all subsequent advice is meaningless, is as old as babylon: