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What in the world it is they do when they go to the bathroom in groups of 15 or more.

Seriously.

For years I’ve been trying to find out.

I’ve asked nicely.

“Haha, don’t be silly, we just go to the bathroom.”

I’ve asked directly.

“Don’t be so rude Nik!”

Heck, I even may or may not have pretended to end up in the wrong bathroom, just to find out!

“Pervert! Get outta here!”

But no chance. Whatever black magic it is they work in there, mankind will probably never know.

So unless you tell us, I’m just going to assume what goes down in there looks like a scene from a Katy Perry video.

Take your pick.



Nik

Niklas Göke writes for dreamers, doers, and unbroken optimists. A self-taught writer with more than a decade of experience, Nik has published over 2,000 articles. His work has attracted tens of millions of readers and been featured in places like Business Insider, CNBC, Lifehacker, and many others. Nik has self-published 2 books thus far, most recently 2-Minute Pep Talks. Outside of his day job and daily blog, Nik loves reading, video games, and pizza, which he eats plenty a slice of in Munich, Germany, where he resides.