I order myself one of these:

“It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — Alan from The Hangover
Oh yeah! I would keep all of my hard-earned money, phone, keys, headphones and whatever else I’m carrying in there, because I sure ain’t even touching my pockets any longer.
If being a massive nerd for the rest of my life (ha, as if I wasn’t already!) is what it takes for no random deaths halfway around the globe, then bring it on!
The reason is quite obvious:
The math I’m subjected to here is $100 = 1 human life. I don’t like the math and I’m not forced to play the game, as long as I can make and pull money from other places than my pocket – so I won’t.