You Can Pull $100 From Your Pocket Whenever You Wish, but Every Time You Do, Someone Elsewhere Dies Instantly—What Do You Do?

I order myself one of these:

“It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — Alan from The Hangover

Oh yeah! I would keep all of my hard-earned money, phone, keys, headphones and whatever else I’m carrying in there, because I sure ain’t even touching my pockets any longer.

If being a massive nerd for the rest of my life (ha, as if I wasn’t already!) is what it takes for no random deaths halfway around the globe, then bring it on!

The reason is quite obvious:

The math I’m subjected to here is $100 = 1 human life. I don’t like the math and I’m not forced to play the game, as long as I can make and pull money from other places than my pocket – so I won’t.

Nik

Niklas Göke writes for dreamers, doers, and unbroken optimists. A self-taught writer with more than a decade of experience, Nik has published over 2,000 articles. His work has attracted tens of millions of readers and been featured in places like Business Insider, CNBC, Lifehacker, and many others. Nik has self-published 2 books thus far, most recently 2-Minute Pep Talks. Outside of his day job and daily blog, Nik loves reading, video games, and pizza, which he eats plenty a slice of in Munich, Germany, where he resides.